Only Rajniknath knows that what came first, the egg or the hen!
What is the height of heights? Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth knows what women really want.
Banta: What do you call a calf after it's six months old? Santa: Seven months old.
Banta: My dog chases everyone on a bicycle. What shall I do? Santa. So simple. Take his bike away!
Santa: I was a dude before marrying. Banta: And what are you now? Santa: Now I'm subdued!